Archive for the ‘Fire at the Wax Museum’ Category

Shark spirit round your throat / girl I hear it too

Fire at the Wax Museum: January 27th, 2009

All-curing miracle elixir made from:
-sea-turtle egg omelettes
-bullets fired across the Iran/Iraq border

Eagle Spirit, I’m Down For Whatever

Fire at the Wax Museum: August 13th, 2008

Sometimes I like to write things in this box and sometimes I hold off on it.

C’mon, Frank, the Moment is Here.

Fire at the Wax Museum, Typing Factory: July 3rd, 2008

Elephant

Pure Fiction

Fire at the Wax Museum, Typing Factory: June 21st, 2008

One other thing about IJANKOTKS, like, can you have ghosts/religious miracles AND aliens together? Or does that begin to coalesce into one uber-category of unexplained-but-explainable phenomenon? I’ve installed 400 watts worth of lightbulb-ing in my bedroom and revisited the idea of sleep as optional behaviour.

I Love Living In The Future

Fire at the Wax Museum: June 12th, 2008

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Next week: Gay Marriages: Part Deux

C’mon Dr. Jones

Fire at the Wax Museum, Typing Factory: June 9th, 2008

It’s not the heat, it’s… well… yeah, on second thought, it is the heat.

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Fire at the Wax Museum: May 22nd, 2008

Claiming to be a zoologist has to be a pretty great way to meet girls and then have them find out that you know nothing about penguins or seals whatsoever and then be upset with you. But that’s neither here, nor there.
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Wore a Hat

Fire at the Wax Museum: May 21st, 2008

The point I wanted to get at, though, is that being a pirate is a pattern of conscious choice, but being a zombie is more a permanent lifestyle sea-change. And, while pirates are out there pillaging and raping, at the end of the day they really only want your money, not your life (provided you [...]